Dictionary

Sometimes nobody understands what I'm talking about. Let me explain. 
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Agnes- Agnes Scott College, where I'm studying math. Also known as Aggie, Agster, ASC, Agony's Spot.
Aretha- my car, named after the queen of soul

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Beverly Saves the Day- my guitar.

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Coffee- I say I drink coffee but I really drink beverages with only one drop of coffee in it
Cottage Cove- Spring 2012 internship
Crew- camp's servant leadership program I was part of in 2009 and helped direct in 2011. Lifeguarding, belaying, kitchen duties.

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Fab4- a snitchy name my three best friends and I gave ourselves.
Future Canadian- a cute child

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Glisson- the United Methodist camp in North Georgia I've worked at since I was 17.

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Homewrecker- a woman who is dating a celebrity who should be dating me
Hosting- taking care of weekend retreat groups at camp
Hub Sing- a loud tradition at Agnes Scott that involves singing many politically incorrect songs.


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Kal- my calculator. Yes, I named my calculator. What math major wouldn't?


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Linus- my snitchy dog

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MLC- the Math Learning Center, where I tutor on campus. 

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Nashville- my dream city.
Nix- my camera, a Nikon
No-Shave-November-  it's actually November and December. Keeping the tradition alive since 2009.

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Puhpooh- roughly translated, "I don't like this."
Persephone- a middle name I imagine for every authority figure. (e.g. Elizabeth Persephone Kiss, and Barack Persephone Obama)

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Rebekah- the dorm building I've lived in at Agnes. She's 105 years old.
RHS- where I graduated from high school, good ol' Roswell High.

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Sacrifice Gift- a camp staff tradition of giving up something that's special to you to a randomly chosen friend. Usually journals, stuffed animals, friendship bracelets, etc.
Snitch- a snobby brat

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Tai Chi Latte- I meant chai tea.
Toemometer- toe thermometer, very accurate.

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Village- the portion of Glisson that I've served for four years. Traditional camp, like in Lindsay Lohan's version of The Parent Trap.

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Wobber tobble- I was only trying to make my 7-year-old campers giggle once, and now I can't remember the right way to say water bottle.

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